WHO Poll
Q: 2023/24 Hopes & aspirations for this season
a. As Champions of Europe there's no reason we shouldn't be pushing for a top 7 spot & a run in the Cups
24%
  
b. Last season was a trophy winning one and there's only one way to go after that, I expect a dull mid table bore fest of a season
17%
  
c. Buy some f***ing players or we're in a battle to stay up & that's as good as it gets
18%
  
d. Moyes out
38%
  
e. New season you say, woohoo time to get the new kit and wear it it to the pub for all the big games, the wags down there call me Mr West Ham
3%
  



Lovejoy 3:34 Fri Jul 13
One day to live.
What would you do?

My last day would not involve WHO.

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gph 1:51 Sat Jul 14
Re: One day to live.
Pores seem to be the enemy of the cosmetics industry.

Right after any hair below the neck.

Who knew that Barbie (not Klaus) would do this to us all?

mashed in maryland 11:12 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
My reasoning is that watching it for 24hrs would make death feel like a release

Nurse Ratched 10:54 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
I am staying at an Airbnb place with a TV. Keep seeing 'trailers' for that programme with photos of various young men (I presume) who all look as though they are made from plastic. Proper Ken Dolls.

mashed in maryland 10:48 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Watch Love Island

Nurse Ratched 10:34 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Perhaps inevitably, this thread has become more about WHO would you do.

mallard 10:30 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Coke and Brass - Entwistle style

mike hunt 9:14 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
mostly rape and murder

gph 8:54 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Commit suicide.

That'll teach Death to fuck with me.

Nurse Ratched 8:45 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
'Death Row Dates' on CBS Reality channel.

FMOB.

Gavros 8:33 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
I'd book out a high class brothel

Gavros 8:32 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Excellent idea there.

JLAP 8:23 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Fly to Australia, always wanted to go.

Nurse Ratched 8:22 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
This would take some planning well in advance of potentially getting the bad news of your impending demise.

Assuming you had an ox-owning neighbour in relatively close proximity, it would be extraordinarily good luck to find he also had a good-looking wife. And to be fair, it sounds like luck isn't going your way right now. Hypothetically.

Too Much Too Young 8:15 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Would holding a shotgun to said neighbours head, forcing him to fuck his OX up the arse, whilst his (Would have to somehow fit) missus gives me a blowy?

I think 3.42 hours of that would do my head in anyway. Let alone the issue of who's jealous? Me, the OX or wife of the OX owner.

I don't think it's a viable entry.

And where would that have to fit in with the other 6?

Fucking nightmare all round.

Nurse Ratched 7:58 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
You're going to waste 3.42 hours of your last day on earth being jealous of your neighbour's ox, or whatever it is?

Too Much Too Young 7:47 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
24 hours diveded by the 7 sins = 3.42 hours per sin.

This will need thought.

HairyHammer 7:02 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
I'd pick a religion and hope for the best. HEEEE HAAAW!!!

Side of Ham 7:01 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Nurse Ratched 6:57 Fri Jul 13

Nurse Ratched 6:57 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
He's a dick.

Side of Ham 5:53 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
So glad you've got that Nurse. :-)

Nurse Ratched 5:48 Fri Jul 13
Re: One day to live.
Arf! @ Pocket and Side of Ham.

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